Wednesday, March 02, 2005

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Sunday, February 13, 2005

Joke 7

Salam baro bach.

Serie chandome??????afarin haftom.

1-orke mire shekare khargoosh sedaye havij dar miare

2- ye rooz ye dokhtare zesht az ye shaer miporse man va khorshid che shabahati darim? mige be hich kodom nemishe mostaghim negah kard

3- Rooze ghiamat shode boode, bad ye torke, ye esfehaniye va ye rashtiye baham hazer shode boodan. bad khoda mige harki dooroogh bege monfajer mishe. bad esfehaniye mige : "man adame largi..." BOOOOM! monfajer mishe. rashtiye mige : "man adame ba gheirat..." BOOOOOOM! torke mige : "man adame..." BOOOOOM ............!!!

4- Ye Torkaro tou hich heiati rah nemidadan khodesh ye heiat mizane hich kiro rah nemide.

5- midoonid chera ghazvinia khosh bakhtan? ... ,,,, //// chon khosh bakhti mitarse ke beheshoon posht kone

6- ye mosabegheye 20 soali boode .az torke miporsan on kodoom payambare ke keshti dashte.torke kaf mikone,yaro miyad ye hal asasi behesh bede ,mige hamoon ke ye alame heyvoonam jam karde bood torke mige ahan HAZRATE YOUGI VA DOOSTAN nabood?

7- ye joke bahal ==> be ghazvinie migan axe ye manzareye gham angiz bekesh, axe ye koone bedoone soorakh mikeshe

8- filmhaye barghizideye QAZVIN: 1. esparta koon 2.azizam bargard 3.dootet darim peykan 4.bacheghiyaye oliver kan 5.sefid barfii 6.khosro va farhad 7.man asghar 18 sal daram !!!

9- torke esm e hameyey emamharo dor yaghash minevise vase taghalob ....sar kelas azash miporsan az emam aval shoro mikone: 1_ali 2_hassan 3_hosein ..... be emam 6 om ke mirese mige HAKOPIAN

10- torke mimire to on donya daran be hesabesh miresan/ behesh migan shoma 1275.33 rekat namaz bedeh kari/ torke mige 1275 ta gabol vali 0.33 male chie?/ behesh migan male "COSINOOSE ENHERAF ZAVIEH AZ GHEBLE"

dare kam kam bahal mishe.

Ba man bash ok?

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Joke 6

Salam baro bach serie sevome jokha

1- ye torke zang mizane be mobile dostesh . bad on khanome mige moshtarake morede nazar dar dastras nemibashad torke mige bikhial khodet chetory

2- torke mashhad too haram boode ... yeho mibine ke ye dokhtare khoshgel moshgel miyad ... mire poshte haram ke dokhtararo did bezane ... dokhtare shoorooo mikone be doa ke ey emamreza ... be man ghyafe dadi, madare khoob dadi, pedare khoob dadi, faghat ey shohare khob ham behem bede ... yeho troke az poshte haram miyad biroon mige:eee emam reza .. chera hol midi khodam daram miram...!

3- torke dorbin nadashte az khodesh ax begire mire to otobane hemat midoe

4- yebar rashtiye 8 ta bachasho bar midare mire doktor.be doktore mige:aghaye doktor man hey bachedar misham chi kar konamchejoori jologiri konam?doktore mige:ba kandom.rashtiye mige oon 2 taro(bacheh)mibini ba kandom boodam.doktore mige pas khanoomet bayad ghors bokhore,rashtiye mige oon 2 taro mibini ba ghors boodeh.doktore migeas ba dastgah! rashtiye migeon 2 taro mibini ba dastgah boode.doktore migeas bayad be khanoomet nazdiki nakoni,rashtiye mige oon 2 taro mibini nazdiki nakardam

5-): be torke migan dar rooz chand saat kar mikoni ? mige 25 saat . migan che joori akhe ? . mige khob akhe sobha 1 saat zoodtar az khab pa misham

6- be torke migam khaste nabashi,mige sage ki bashi

7- ye torke zane sabze migire 13 be dar gerash mizane

8-beh ye loreh migan esme 3 ta Lore ma'roof ro begoo.migeh avval: HITLOR!!! . dovvom SOPHIA LOREH!!! va sevvom: LORE! va HARD

9- az akhoonde miporsan az khodet koon goshad tar(ba arze mazerat) mige are onaee ke be man migan eltemase doa

10- torke mire pizza foorooshi...mige pizza bozorg chande? mige 2000 toman...torke poolasho negah mikone mige Mote vasset chande? mige 1000 toman...baz poolasho negah mikone...miporse Koochikesh chande? mige 700 toman....torke shaki mishe 100 toman az jibesh dar miare mige Dadash ye jabe ezafe bede be man

Age zahmati nist nazaram bedin .

Omidvaram ke khoshetoon oomade bashe.

Joke 5

Salam.
Serie panjome jokha.(kami bi mazas)


1- Ye rooz be torke migan khar behtare ya gav??Mige gav.Migan chera?Mige khob adam az khodesh ke tarif nemikone

2- BE YE TORKE MIGAN ESME YE PAYAMBARO BEGOO MIGE (SOOJ) MIGAN BEINE 124000 PAYAMBAR BE IN NAM PAYAMBARI NADASHTIM MIGE KHODAM DIDAM POSHTE YE MINIBOOS NEVESHTE BOOD YASOOJ

3- oon che heyvooniye ke hama ro mishnase? goosfand ---->chon har ki ro mibine miga baaaaaaaa

4- ye rooz ye ghazviniye be alefbaye farsi eteraz mikone ke chera be "n" migid noon vali be "k" migid kaf

5- be ye torke migan baraie chi daruhata be moghee nemikhori mige mikham mikrob ha ra ghafel gir konam

6- be ye torke migan ye jomle begoo toosh chaei bashe!!!!bad az kolli fekr kardan mige ((ghoori

7- torke mire WC dar o nemibande , doostesh mige chera dar o nabasti? torke mige ,eeeeeeeee zerangi mikhay az soorakhe dar negam koni?

8- be ye torke migan ba shash jomle besaz mige ye roz mano alio dadashah rafte bodin biro0o0n mige babw manzoram az shash jish bod mige khob abjisham bood

9- girl asked a molla : Can i sleep with dad? molla : astaGhforelah .girl : can i sleep with uncel. mollla : auzanbelah .girl :can i sleep with you? mooolla :besmellah...!

10- torke miofte donbale 2khtare azash jelo mizane

Omid varam ke khoshetoon oomade bashe.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Joke 4

Salam baro bach in ham serie jadide jokha

1-turke migooze dombale pookkash migarde

2-turke mire roozname bekhare mige agha hamshahri dari.mige hamoon rooee ro bardar boro turke sange rooye roozname ro barmidare mire

3-be lakposhte migan khali beband . miged avidamo davidam

4-yeruz yek mosabeghe mizaran migan harki az in sakhteman 956 tabagheyi parid paeen £90000000 jayeze dareh
arnold,,jacky can,bruceli... miaran hamashoonn migan nemitoonim
kholase yek dafe mibinan ke torkeh az bala mipareh mige aaaaaaaaahahahahh miofteh zamin
khake lebasesho mitekoone behesh migan khub agha' ba' in pool mikhay che kar koni?
bad turkeh mige aval behem begin kodom divaneye avaziee mano az oon bala part kard?!!

5-To Jade Ye afsare jeloye ye mashin ro migire, be ranande mige:jenab shoma bekhatere bastane kamarbande imeni,50hezar toman az tarafe anjomane hemayat az imeni rahha jayeze bordid! hala mikhayn ba in pool chikar konid? Ranande:fekr konam beram bahash gavahinamamo begiram! zane ke baghal dastesh nesheste boode mige:jenab sarvan harfasho goosh nakonid,shohare man vaghti maste yeband chertopert mige! too sandalie aghab ye yarooee khaab boode,az saroseda pa mishe mige:man az avalesham goftam ba mashine dozdi nemishe farar kard! yeho yeki az sandogh aghabe mashin dad mizane:bebinam,belakhare az marz gozashtim?

6-age gofty chera fil savare 2charkhe nemishe? - -< chon angosht nadare zang bezane

7-age gofty chera fil dampaiii la angoshty nemipooooshe?- - - - < chon az in sooosooool bazia khoshesh nemiad

8-esfahanie moz mikhore medash alamat taajob mide

9-torke eddeaaye peyghambari mikaarde,migan khob ketaabet koo? mige khob hala felan jozve migam benevisid taa baaad.

10-torke mikhaaste namaz bekhune mohresho peydaa nemikone bejaash emzaaa mizane.

11- ye rooz torke nakhe 10 tomani ro mikeshe shalvare modares miyad paeen,basiji donbalesh mikonan mige age biyan jelo nakhe 1000 tomaniro mikeshama!!!!!!!

12-ye torke khodesho mizan be oon rah ,gom mishe.

13-ye torke bi hava mire,khafe mishe.

14-zan:mard dige khaste shodam nemikham bahat zendegi konam vali heyf ke nemitoonam ghahr konam beram khoneye mamanamina
mard:chera nemitooni?
Zan:ache mamanam ghahr karde dare miad inja

15-az torke miporsan az che labi khoshet miad mige labe job

omidvaram khoshetoon oomade bashe.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Joke 3

Salam baro bach inam serie jadide jokha.
1- torke mikhaste kebrit sookhte roshan koneh har chi mizadeh roshan nemishodeh doostesh migeh khob shayad kebrite kharabeh torkeh migeh na madar mordeh 5 min pish roshan shod!

2- ghazvinie 100 milion toman midozde zang mizane mige bachatono biarin poolo tahvil begirin!

3- ye torke to ayne axe khodesho mibine bad migee e in che ashnast bad az ye sa@t fekr kardan dad mizane fahmidam fahmidam in hamonie ke emroz to arayeshga didamesh

4- sare jalaseye khastegari bad az nim saat sokoot:madare damad:bebakhshid kebrit darid pesaram mikhad sigar bekeshe. -e,pas damad sigari ham hast. :sigari ke na bad az mashroob michasbe. :na akhe ghomar karde bood bakht ye kam behesh mashroob dadim khoob beshe. -eeee,pas ghomar baz ham hast. :na akhe doostash too zendan yadesh dadand. -EEEEEpas zendanham rafte? :na akhe motad bood chand rooz gerefte boodandesh.-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEmotad bood?????????? :na akhe zanesh losh dade bood. –ZANESH

5- ye pashe ba ye morche ezdevaj mikone ama bache dar nemishan chera? akhe morchehe shaba too pashe band mikhabide

6- mard: ghasam bokhor ke mano be khatere polam dost nadari? Zan: ye 1000 toman bede ta begam

7- be torke migan dar rooz chand saat kar mikoni ? mige 25 saat . migan che joori akhe ? . mige khob akhe sobha 1 saat zoodtar az khab pa misham

8- be torke migam khaste nabashi,mige sage ki bashi

9- tv tank neshoon midade turke sinekhiz

10- basijie mire aroosak forooshi mige bebakhshid baradar in khahara chand gheimatan

Friday, January 21, 2005

Joke 2

Salam bache ha inam serie dovome jokha.
1-yek tork dashte az radiuo ghoran gosh mikarde bad ke tamam mishe radiuo ra mibose.

2- az rashtiye porsidan shoma ba che sahmiyeie varede daneshgah shodin? mige : bande eftekhar mikonam ke farzande 3 ta shahidam.

3- ye rooz be ye rashtie migan rooye ham rafte chand ta bache dari? mige rooye ham narafte 5 ta

4- torke namaze ghaza ziad dashte,zire janamazesh karbon mizare.

5- ye rooz be ye yaroo migan to torki mige na baba faghat shenasnamam male tabrize.

6- Pesare be duste dokhtaresh mige mikhay onjae ke khatne kardam behet neshun bedam? Dokhtare hol mishe mige are are. Pesare mige onvare khiabun tu on darmangah.!

7- az Basijie miporsan marke kafshet chie ? mige DR. chamran.

8- ye rooz ye torke mire sarbazi dore kollash ghermezi!!!

9- ye rooz 2 ta peyghambar dashtan ba ham ghadam mizadan ye dafe ye 100 tomani peyda mikonan yekishoon mige ke biya taz berizim har ki bishtar avord male oon beshe oon yeki ham mige bashe.....avvali tas mirize 6 miyare dovvomi mirize 7 miyare ....bad avvali be dovvomi mige khak too saret be khatere ye 100 tomani mojezeh kardi?

10- too ghazvin zelzele mishe 1 bache az tabagheye bala miofte baghale ghazvinye ghazvinye mige hannnn hanooz zelzele tamoom nashode komakaie mardomi resid.

omidvaram khoshetoon oomade bashe bye.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Teniss


Fekr mikonid in joor mavaghe che bayad kard???

Gav Bazi


dige ziadam ba gave shokhi koni be in aghebat dochar
mishe dige.!!!